Greener BeeGreen TipsHappy Birthday, Jennifer Aniston! 15 of Rachel Green’s Funniest Friends Quotes

Happy birthday, Jennifer Aniston! The actress turns 48 on February 11, 2017.

In honor of Aniston’s birthday, we’re looking back at some of her funniest classic Rachel Green quotes from Friends. How many of these do you remember?

1. “It’s like all my life everyone’s told me, ‘You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe!’ Well, what if I don’t want to be a shoe? What if I wanna be a purse or a hat?”

2. “I’m gonna go get one of those job things.”

3. “Well, maybe I don’t need your money. Wait. I said maybe.”

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4. “It’s a trifle. It’s got all of these layers. First there’s a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, which I made from scratch, then raspberries, more ladyfingers, then beef sautéed with peas and onions, then a little more custard, and then bananas, and then I just put some whipped cream on top!”

5. “You know what? I just shouldn’t be allowed to make decisions anymore.”

6. “Ross, I am a human doodle!”

7. “That’s a great story. Tell it while you’re getting me some iced tea.”

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8. “Finally, I have someone I can pass on my wisdom to. Let me tell you about a couple of things I learned while working at the coffee house. First of all, the customer is always right. A smile goes a long way. And if anyone is ever rude to you: Sneeze Muffin.”

9. “I’m so happy and not at all jealous.”

10. “Who’s FICA and why is he getting all of my money?”

11. “Monica, I’m quitting, I just helped an 81-year-old women put on a thong and she didn’t even buy it!”

12. “We are dessert stealers. We are living outside the law.”

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13. “Oh, I’m sorry. Did my back hurt your knife?”

14. “You decorate dad’s office and now you’re a decorator? Okay, I went to the zoo yesterday and now I’m a koala bear.”

15. “Today, it’s like there’s rock bottom, then 50 feet of crap, then me.”

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